HOROSCOPE / MAY

BASIL IS ARIES

Bravo for your perseverance! Despite their poor performance, it was a good idea to try to train earthworms to participate in a speed race.

TIM IS TAURUS

Earthworms are free and unpredictable beings. Even if you order them to follow your every move, it won't happen.

LISON IS GEMINI

No, earthworms don't have teeth (in fact they don't have eyes either). Stop terrorizing those around you with false rumors.

LÉONIE IS CANCER

Washing these earthworms every morning is counterproductive. But it’s true that they are very clean after the bath session…

MARLON IS LION

Finding the biggest earthworm in the garden is a REALLY satisfying activity.

MATHILDE IS A VIRGIN

Earthworms are your friends. Stop believing that they are there every time you dig a hole just to watch over you.

FAIR IS LIBRA

By looking at them too much, we no longer know if the earthworms are pink-brown, or pink-brown?

LILI IS SCORPIO

Has being in a bad mood all day because you stepped in earthworm poop ever happened to you?

FRIDA IS SAGITTARIUS

Surprising a foot massage with 30 fresh earthworms to wake your grandmother from her nap was a somewhat avant-garde idea.

OLOOTEE IS CAPRICORN

Yes, the earthworm is the protein of the future. Yes, it's not super exciting. Yes no future .

PAOLA IS AQUARIUS

Deciding to train these worms to come out of the ground at the whistle was a foregone conclusion. They know how to resist your pleas and your tears.

OCEANE IS FISH

It's true that earthworms never sleep, but just because you follow your cousin's advice to eat one a day doesn't mean you'll become an insomniac.

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