BASIL IS ARIES
Frantic lane changing at the height of rush hour is a questionable strategy.
TIM IS TAURUS
A simple and useful mathematical rule to memorize: the intensity of your horn is never proportional to your cruising speed (but does increase your internal temperature).
LISON IS GEMINI
But WHY did you think you didn't need to go to the bathroom before leaving!? Now you have the famous stuck-in-a-tunnel / pee / heatwave cocktail.
LÉONIE IS CANCER
Multi-tasking mode in the car seems a priori like a good idea when you are stuck in traffic. What's better to avoid losing your formidable tempo than to knock down a list of small things to do? But this iron with cigarette lighter socket is too much, sorry.
MARLON IS LION
You know exactly what to do to resolve this infernal traffic jam in the minute. You make it clear to everyone. And then we react as if you were not a traffic policeman! Little people, go.
MATHILDE IS A VIRGIN
Knowing how to be satisfied with small things... At least you are forced to make this huge detour at the wheel of a freshly stored, vacuumed, washed and waxed car.
FAIR IS LIBRA
No, bitter regret won't make your rush hour any more enjoyable. Yes, you should have listened to yourself and taken public transportation today.
LILI IS SCORPIO
Pursuing this red car among the orange cones and detours because it cut you off wildly a little earlier will have the merit of making you discover all the new unique directions that the city has Machiavellianly introduced in recent months.
FRIDA IS SAGITTARIUS
We know that you excel at telling the four truths to those around you. But there, stuck in a sea of sullen motorists, save yourself a little embarrassment (or close your doors tightly).
OLOOTEE IS CAPRICORN
Slowing down because someone is honking at you won't help the situation. But it feels really good, I know.
PAOLA IS AQUARIUS
Tears, threats and implores to Satan instantly sabotage the benefits of your hour of yoga, with very little results on the state of circulation.
OCEANE IS FISH
As usual, your GPS will have the last word. Why do you always try to defy the detour signs with this naive hope of a happy ending?