BASIL IS ARIES
There is no point making the horse drink maple syrup again this year. The result will not change (someone will be sick and someone will be deprived of taffy).
TIM IS TAURUS
The little sausages in syrup have not particularly elected you as an exclusive eater. THANKS. Signed: the rest of the table.
LISON IS GEMINI
Making tourists at the next table believe that the grandfathers in the syrup are the private parts of an animal that goes “moo” to get more is a questionable strategy.
LÉONIE IS CANCER
Only you will notice that the dishes should be arranged in order of size and according to the colors of the rainbow. A word of advice: let go and swallow.
MARLON IS LION
Wearing this mermaid costume with a full tail may not be the idea of the century. Tensions with your designated porters may arise when everyone has eaten too much.
MATHILDE IS A VIRGIN
It's very hot because you're sitting next to the syrup pan. Not because you just contracted Covid from the next table.
FAIR IS LIBRA
Sit next to your cousin or your grandfather, start or finish with the omelette, wait for the taffy to come back or go petting the goats... What an unbearable day. We can't wait to do it again next year.
LILI IS SCORPIO
Yes, traditional music goes to your head. No it was not created against you. Yes you can survive it.
FRIDA IS SAGITTARIUS
Finally, the henhouse was perhaps not the hiding place of the century. You won the hide and seek game AND lost all the chickens. And the ducks. Hmm.
OLOOTEE IS CAPRICORN
So leave the waitress alone, that bottle of maple syrup is half FULL, whatever you think.
PAOLA IS AQUARIUS
Screaming, screaming, crying or biting can get you to the taffy table faster, it's proven (but risky).
OCEANE IS FISH
But no, maple taffy doesn't come out of chickens' butts when spring arrives. You shouldn't always believe Uncle Robert (and then, do chickens have butts?).