AQUARIUS HOROSCOPE

LIFE ADVICE

Firmly insist that your parents let you go to school in disguise from head to toe every day that God is wiling to let you go.

TRAVAIL

In a pinch, agree to a negotiation to swap the disguise for a musical instrument (of your choice). You will be noticed by each of your teachers.

HEALTH

A simple piece of advice to stay alive, get home before 8 p.m.

MONEY

Invest all your pocket money in some obscure cryptocurrency and wait a few hours. Prosperity will be YOURS (or not).