PISCES HOROSCOPE

MONEY

In order to attract abundance into your life, intensely visualize a profusion of maple taffy around you. The law of attraction will work on its own. HEALTH

Eat 3 carrots a day and agree to take a bath when your mom asks you to. Fresh and luminous complexion guaranteed.

WORK

You are like an electric battery (thank you Mercury) and your colleagues can no longer stand you. So stop yelling "I believe I can fly" over and over and share the small cars.

LIFE ADVICE

Invite the person who makes your heart beat to your maple taffy pool. They will immediately be captivated by your charm.

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