— By Professor Lili
This winter, we set up a research project of the utmost importance, with the aim of to acquire useless but oh so entertaining knowledge about our target audience.
The Holiday Yeti having exceptionally come out of its hibernation, it seemed essential to us to sound out public opinion About The Beast..
IThey themselves had two questions for the kids: "What's your favorite flavor of slush?" “, as well as” If you could have a magic power, which would you choose? "..
Or so it seems, that's what his translator sent us as a message. No one knew what he was grumbling.
On our side, we wanted to know if the children liked the Yeti, otherwise we would no longer go out of our way to invite again this hairy friend.
>Here are finally the long-awaited results of our survey.
FIRST QUESTION: THE SLUSH
Surprisingly , the Blue wins. Early conditioning from the namesake brewer?
We remain quite skeptical, we admit, about the "Mom" flavor..
SECOND QUESTION: SUPER POWERS
>Warning about methodology
We received several different and hard to quantify answers, to achieve this, we grouped the most popular answers into 5 main categories: Pyromania (throwing fire, setting things on fire, shooting lava, fire power, etc.), Ice (turning objects into ice of course), Metamorphosis (being Paw Patrol, being a unicorn, transforming into animals, etc.), Flying (or teleporting), as well as Decoupled Physical Abilities (Strength, run very fast, be able to turn everything into candy, etc).
-Being a mom
-Being an excavator
-Being Ruben (answered by Édouardo)
-Making food with my hands
-See in the dark
LAST QUESTION: ATTACHEMENT TO THE YETI
Wow, the kids love it. So do we.
THE END OF PROFESSOR LILI
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